people who have food are weird.
 

Bought a 25lbs bag of rice, and the girl at the counter was lookin at me funny. "Whut chu need all dat rice for?" me: "cause I'm not waiting in no fema line for food". lol

then my buddy comes over with one of our friends and the other guy says. "whats with all the buckets with food in em?"

I love how brainwashed everyone is. People think that food will always be a given.

sucks to be them.:4_8_4v: go back to sleep.

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"Whut chu need all dat rice for?"

I have a pet Asian monasaleuter and it goes thru a LOT of rice.

They usually go "Oh....yeah.....I've heard of those" ( well, that makes ONE of us...ahahahahahaaaa)

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I'm trying to get weirder all the time ;)

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Next time a chick at the bank or food store asks questions like that, say
"since we are getting personal, do you mind telling me your cup size, or how old were you when you lost your virginity?"
It works for me. :yes:

Oh, don't show your friends your food!

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Distinctively African

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I reply it's for a food pantry.

My friends know nothing about my food.

sb

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Yah, I guess I need to move this shit out of sight. But I don't have anywhere else to put it...screw it. The food is for me. My friends can kiss my ass when I tell them "I told you so". If they wanna be smartasses about my preps they can go kick rocks.

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I happen to be in college right now. If i was a freshman or sophomore I would seriously consider dropping out and preparing for life on the homestead. I cannot hide my food from my roommates, its too obvious. I told them it was strictly an economic decision.

But i got 4 months to go...c'mon WWIII, hoooolllld ooouttttt!

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It is going to hit them like a lighting bolt.......... when they see that shelves dont magically replenish with the food they bought last week.


A major pruning of the population is on the horizion.


T

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hate to say it...but good. I'm sick of dumb-asses everywhere.

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Wingmaster, I will assume you are single and have nothing to tie you down. If I were in your position, I would have nothing more than a case of MREs, a way to purify water on a small scale and a way to bugout. Storing up a lot of food in your scenario doesn't make much sense to me. Oh, and a pistol.

Don't keep any of it where it would be found--that will be tough.

s

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"Stockin' up my huntin' cabin"

Works for me.....

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Whenever I'm asked what "all that food is for" I respond with "caterer".

One word that turns off their curiousity satisfied. I don't like to stand out if possible. Feel free to use my word... LOL.

Mind you I sometimes have to explain what a caterer IS. Lotta mindless dolts out there.

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A major pruning of the population is on the horizion.


If so and you think nuclear disaster wheres your ass moving to?
You dont have to be specific, just a general idea as i been looking at strategic maps of possible fallout.

your thoughts?

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George Bush ain't moving to Paraguay 'cuz the mamacitas have big racks... (well, maybe)

Look at the fallout maps for Paraguay. Makes you wonder what da chimp knows?

Northern hemisphere's hooped.

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Just ask that anyway whenever you meet a new female....its a simple vetting process to weed out those not worth more of your time.

You want a decent rack, but not on that gravity will take its toll on.

They should have given it away early enough not to be a prude, but not so early as to make them a ho.

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As an aside: what's with hearing about ports filling up with nuttin', the Baltic Index crapping out-but the shelves are full. Any truckers wanna reply? I don't have a good "feel" for the supply chain.

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People are foolish to think that food riots would never happen in the U.S. We are going to see it, definitely in the cities...

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but now, your buddy(s) know about your food stash
and how many people have they told about " the guy with the food stash "

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That's what the pistol's for.

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on that note......... My wife has a small garden & I built her a 12x14 greenhouse. Im not kidding you would be amazed at how much food you can pull out of there. More than one family can eat thats for sure.

I only wish she could grow some steaks in there too :)

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No one would even ask that around here, too many Mormons.

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me: "Oh, it's WAAAAY cheaper when you buy stuff bulk." I try. Hopeless though it is, I still try.

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I just usually say, "If you saw my fat-ass wife, you wouldn't have to ask..."

But then there was the time I forgot she was with me. I don't remember anything about the next couple of days except that I hurt like hell when I woke up in that hospital bed....

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I always say either "It's for the church supper this weekend" or "It's to feed 120 hungry 12 year olds at the Boy Scout Jamboree this weekend". It's accepted without a second glance and I get the chance to pretend that I am a wholesome member of society...:wink:

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If there is a flash of light in the east and I didnt get vaporizied I am moving to the west.

Thats my plan.


T

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Better watch what you say now.....

http://www.germannotes.com/archive/images/stasi.jpg

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If you are shopping in a store that sells stuff in bulk, why would anyone working there ask what you're going to do with it? Just curious, but I've never been asked something like that. Well, I shop "Sam's club", for most bulk purchases and they expect it. Other wise, I'd just tell them I live in (name any town about 40-50 miles off) where I have to pay high prices and just thought, since I'm here I want stock up a little to save money. My daughter-in-law is Thai and we do drive about 50 miles to an Asian market, (none around here), to make bulk purchases of rice and other stuff, that is not found locally or too expensive. If you're happy with Riceland rice then Sam's has that, but they have been out of jasmine rice for a long time now.

For the bank; I always tell them I'm taking a vacation, or buying some farm equipment off an individual and they requested cash. My pet answer now when I take out a few thousand, and they usually don't ask, is I'm building a new barn, doing it myself and I work on it as I can afford it. You'd be surprised how many actually remember this and ask me how I'm coming on my barn or how my vacation was.

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i tell them i am secretly plotting a coup and i need all this food to disappear into the swamp so that I may return when the time is right and make my move at the throne.

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if you got one of those emergency "food" buckets from Costco better open it up and try a package. that stuff is definitely the last thing I'll be eating if TSHTF truly for emergency only and even then tree bark might be better.